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baraccaz
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(5/24/04 11:23 pm)
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Lottery
A woman drives home at top speed and screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs: : Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" Her husband say's, : "Your kidding.......Your not kidding?, Oh my god!, what should I pack, beach stuff, or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," She say's, "JUST GET YOUR CRAP AND GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!



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Saridrea
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(5/25/04 8:52 am)
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Re: Lottery
LOL I love it!

Merilee Erissian
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(5/27/04 12:05 pm)
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Re: Lottery
Hehe, the first time I heard this joke the winner was a man. Works well either way. =) I thik I like the woamn winning better personally.

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Raaine 
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(5/27/04 12:35 pm)
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Re: Lottery
:p

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