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(9/23/02 9:38 pm)
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Little Riding Hood and the She Wolf....
"Little Riding Hood and the She Wolf"
STARRING
APOLO ANTON OHNO...as Little Riding Hood
and
ApoloFlash, Velma, and Racci as....The She Wolf
One dark day Little CHARTREUSE Riding Hood was gliding through the forest carrying a basket of CATS for his grandfather. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, jumped a bid HOT She Wolf. "HARD!" yowled the She Wolf. "Where are you going little CHUNKY?" "I'm going to my grandmother's house," said he. Then the She Wolf CAME away.
Later that same dark day Chartreuse Riding Hood arrived at his grandmother's house. but unbeknownst to him, there lurked another waiting for his hard arrival. Upon entering his grandmother's house he noticed something drastically different about his grandmother. "My grandmother," said he, "What big CHERRIES you have." "...Ahh all the better to LICK you with." The She Wolf said. "And grandmother," he said, "What big WHIPS you have." The She Wolf said, "The better to BITE you with." And then he said, "Oh grandmother waht big CARS you have." And the She Wolf said "All the better to catch you with...."
disclaimer: story may have diverted a little from the one that appears in the MAD LIBS volume "Off the Wall", but I thought since I had three good lists provided that I had to use as many from all the lists as possible. And no we nerver know what happened to the grandmother...let's just revel in our own luck, as the she wolf would say, at having stumbled upon the ever succulent Little Chartreuse Riding Hood.
oh and yes big thanks to Apoloflash, Velma, and Racci, enjoy your catch!!!!
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