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Life in London by Silawen, Orlando/OC
Author Name: Silawen
Title: Life in London
Rating: R - for language
Genre: Romance
Disclaimer: I do not own Orlando Bloom, but I'm sure you know that. I do own Laurel, mine, mine, mine, and the plot.
Summary: Life in London is eventful, especially when one is a female cab driver trying to make a living. But Life in London can also be pleasant and pleasant it becomes when Laurel meets a famous face and helps him out a tight spot.
Feedback: Any and all, prefarbly concerning grammar and spelling.

Please keep in mind that English is not my native language, it's quite a tough language to learn. Be gentle, please.


Edited by: Silawen  at: 2/11/04 5:11
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Chapter One.
The morning was beautiful. Beautiful in an unearthly way. Not only was the sun carefully creeping past the early morning clouds and so creating an interesting display of light streaming down but there was a very soft breeze which caused the drops of rain from the previous night to fall and glisten while they did so. The breeze itself was slightly warm and smelled of salt. As she looked out across the water she saw some tourists, apparently early risers for it was only 7 o’clock in the morning, in a small boat making their way across the channel as they made pictures of the Big Ben looming up in front of them.

Her hands gripped the metal fence in front of her and she stepped on the lowest bar, hoisting herself up to sit on the fence as she stared silently at the water moving with every passing ship. London was a busy city, that was for sure, but at certain times it could also be very peaceful. At least if you didn’t count the numerous pigeons flapping their wings as they sought to gain height. The birds were already preparing their next assault on the food of unsuspecting tourists. It was amusing how resilient they were, always finding ways to steal food or beg for it. Of course you also had the tourist who simply threw their food at them but most of the time the pigeons had to find food themselves. Trafalgar Square was an excellent place for them, hundreds of people and constant bird-feeders throwing food down was heaven to them, and so it was there that the biggest concentration of winged pests resided.

She didn’t like them one bit those pigeons. Always annoying her with their hooting and flapping. Never giving her a moment’s peace when she wanted it. They always had to beg for food, never simply leaving if she kicked at them. Sighing slightly she eyed said pigeons and glared at them. The pigeons were her greatest torture here in London…that and loud mouthed tourists. But she didn’t have much choice in the matter. She’d have to live with it. Her home was here, her friends were here and most importantly…her job was here. There were few places in which she would make so much money as she did here.

The breeze picked up a notch and she closed her eyes for a moment as it caught her dark hair and tossed it up and about. Said hair wasn’t particularly long; it would only get in the way, but could still be bound in a reasonable pony-tail. Not that she did that much. She preferred feeling the wind in her hair and she knew it looked better on her.

Her gaze travelled down the road to where her car was; its grey colour contrasting with the bright Looney Tunes pictures on it. She was a cab driver. One of the few women in London with that profession. She loved it dearly for cruising around London, meeting foreign people and talking with them was quite interesting. She had been a cab driver for nearly three years now and she’d been through much. Assaults, bashed windows, groping costumers, she’d seen it all. She had gotten used to the sore treatment some men gave her and so she had adjusted her taxi to warrant off any unwanted attention. It held a gun, hanging under the dashboard, a wooden board she could slip into place when hands came too close to her and she never let anyone sit next to her.

By now you must be wondering what her name is. With the cab drivers she is known as Ducky, she has a habit of calling pigeons ducks for no apparent reason, but her friends call her by her real name. Laurel Milton. 24 years old and since two months living in an old apartment in the village of Staines, close to London. At first she had been living in London itself but the constant noise and smell had gotten the best of her and she decided, with the money she could scrape together, to move to the quiet village she now resided in. It was a short journey to London and there she picked up her cab at the local Taxi Corporation, only by 200 visitors a year behind on the current number one; Cab Coaching on Oxford Street.

A female cab driver was rare these days. There had been protests against it, mostly by concerned mothers who feared their daughters might choose to practise the same profession, people saying it was provoking to place women in such a job. After all men could be quite rude, especially when they were drunk. And what did people call when afraid for their friend’s driving skills during a drunken stupor? Exactly; a cab. At those times people didn’t seem to think it wise to have a female behind the wheel. But Laurel had become quite adept at handling such problems, after all she’d been doing this for quite a while now, and she had her protection.

Her mother had been terrified when Laurel told her what her plans were. When growing up as a kid, in a small house in Brighton, Laurel had been sheltered from most nasty business. However when in her teens she had sought the company of somewhat older girls and they had shown her the exiting world of the Brighton -and London at times- bars and clubs. She had loved it and especially the attention she received. When looking back at those times Laurel could do nothing but sigh in relief that her friends had been more mature and responsible than her and had kept her out of trouble.

During this time she met quite a few ‘wrong’ guys. One of them who she started dating. After three months she found out that she wasn’t in fact the only girl he was dating and she left him. A month later she met Tony. Unlike earlier mentioned ‘wrong guy’ Tony was everything a girl could want…except…he was gay. At first however Laurel didn’t know that and she pursued him to the fullest, causing many of her friends to laugh at her. When she eventually found out she was so embarrassed she’d run away and hidden in her room for nearly 3 days. Tony however found it absolutely hilarious and had come over to visit and chat with her. They had been the best of friends ever since.

Tony had also been the one who introduced her to the business as he was a cab driver himself. When Laurel was 21 and had her driver’s license she moved to London. London, the city of red buses and an ever-increasing population of people. With their underground system that amazes the world and their policemen always ready to take a picture if asked. A city full of tourists where the rich and famous can spend hours shopping while the poor scrape money together by simply holding a sign on a wooden board all day long.

An interesting city, full of movement yet also full of the most beautiful places. Piccadilly Circus, Trafalgar Square, Westminster Abby, the Big Ben, the London Dungeon, the Tower Bridge and many other touristy accommodations were perfect for a nice stroll through culture. Not that Laurel had any time to do so – her shifts started at 8 and ended around 11 o’clock, with breaks of course – but if you were visiting and sought to sightsee then those were the best places.

At the moment everything seemed relatively peaceful. The ships passing by kept their calm and the tourists in their little boat had almost reached the opposite shore. Perhaps a police officer would be waiting there for them, after all it was illegal to cross the channel like that, not to mention dangerous. Her gaze turned to her right and lifted to watch the soft turning of the Eye of London. The huge wheel was a popular attraction and even at this time there were a few cabins occupied. Laurel herself had a habit of taking a ride, just to sit back and think. Its height had the advantage that you could see a huge part of London and it was quite beautiful.

She could just see two men preparing for today’s business as they pulled out some chairs and placed them around the table situated in front of the Mac Donald’s. A grin crossed her face, no matter where you went you’d always find a Mac Donald’s.

As she watched the two men do their thing she heard the soft music of a nearby stand starting to play and it signalled to her that she should get a move on. It always, at the exact time, started playing at 7.25 and her shift started at 7.30. Not that anyone would mind if she simply turned the timer on and didn’t do a damn thing; it was her pay check that would have less money on it.

Stepping from the railing she glanced for a last time at the water before making her way to her cab. She could just see two tourists take a picture of it before hurrying on to catch up with a rather annoyed tourist guide. She was cursing avidly in her native language, Russian, before giving one of the tourists, a smiling Japanese, the finger and motioning the other to follow her. Both did nothing but smile gratefully as they moved out of view.
Shaking her head Laurel opened her car and started, the engine giving a few cranky snorts before starting up properly.

“Yes I know sweetheart, ‘twas a cold night. You’ll feel better after a few rounds.”

Talking to a car…people would think she was mad. But when one drove most of the day with only loud tourists hardly speaking proper English around then one would easily sink this low. Besides at least her cab wouldn’t talk back and confuse her with different point of views. Yes Laurel liked the solitude of her car and the endless rows of tourists requesting her assistance in getting where they wanted. An occasional answer to a well-meant question about her life was enough to satisfy said tourists and she could just pay attention to traffic and claim the money.

As she drove around London, occasionally picking up and dropping off a few people, she couldn’t help but think that her life was fine as it was. A nice apartment, a good job and the chance of meeting different kinds of people. Nothing special yet nothing horrid either. It could have been much worse.
What she didn’t know however was that her life would take an unexpected turn the moment she heard the loud screaming of hundreds teenage girls coming her way. Her eyes widened the moment she saw them, girls and even grown women all making their way across the road, not caring for the cars that had to halt abruptly. Even more surprising was the fact that the door of her car was pulled open and someone literally jumped in.

“Drive, get me away from here!” a hurried voice called and Laurel complied, practically forcing the cars next to her to budge and move away. Her life would take a turn indeed, one she hadn’t expected in the least.

Manawydan 
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(2/11/04 9:09)
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Re: Chapter One.
HOHO!!. :woot you posted your story! And what a great one! I love the start.:clap

Now, you better get used to my endless quoting, i can't seem to help myself, i just have to pick the parts i like best and comment on them. If it annoys the hell out of you, tell me and i'll try to restrain myself.. (a hopeless promise for sure :evil )
So here goes.

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Beautiful in an unearthly way. Not only was the sun carefully creeping past the early morning clouds and so creating an interesting display of light streaming down but there was a very soft breeze which caused the drops of rain from the previous night to fall and glisten while they did so. The breeze itself was slightly warm and smelled of salt

This was BEAUTIFUL! I've seen mornings like these and your writing just brought back the feeling.

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She didn’t like them one bit those pigeons. Always annoying her with their hooting and flapping. Never giving her a moment’s peace when she wanted it. They always had to beg for food, never simply leaving if she kicked at them

:rollin i'm not to fond of them beasties too! Nasty critters, there are always way to many of them around :rollseyes .
But the way you told us about her adverse feelings towards them makes her all the more human

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She was a cab driver. One of the few women in London with that profession

:clap OHHH! NICE! Never read a story about a female cabdriver before. Great touch!
hehe.. i smell possibilities in the air...:naughty

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A city full of tourists where the rich and famous can spend hours shopping while the poor scrape money together by simply holding a sign on a wooden board all day long.

Soo true, the sad reality of every large city, but you described the characteristics of London soo well. Why do i get the feeling that you've been there... maybe i'm wrong, but it has that London feel..

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Talking to a car…people would think she was mad

Hehe, well, between you and me.. I do it too.. *looks over her shoulder to see if Aleks or Kaizer are in the vicinity* Don't tell them Sila.., they would think i've gone totally bonkers ( you'll understand why when my fic is transferred to this place)

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“Drive, get me away from here!” a hurried voice called and Laurel complied, practically forcing the cars next to her to budge and move away. Her life would take a turn indeed, one she hadn’t expected in the least.

AHHH! *hops up and down in her seat* Now WHO might that be.. *shouts at Aleks and Jen* NO IT"S NOT THE DOMMEH!
Sila, help me out here.. pulease tell me it's not the Dommeh.. i need an infusion of The Pretty here, i cannot endure another Dommeh attack.

More soon??





thanks Jozer!

Kailawen Everwood 
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(2/11/04 23:05)
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Re: Chapter One.
Fantastic Sila! You've really got me interested. You're work is so detailed and perfect in giving discriptions! Im eager to read the next chapter.

Im no expert, so expell this advice if its not useful.

I think perhaps your paragraphs are a little long. Trying shortening sentances just slightly and it may become easier to breathe... Hehehe- Yes I hold my breath when reading... I only take another when I see a '.'. :)

Otherwise, it was a great new fic for me to delv into. Post the next chapter soon!

.:::beatingheart Kai::.



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I'VE GOT THE POWER!
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Owner of Doug Howlett Period!
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(4/11/04 6:56)
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Re: Chapter One.
*tap tap tap* lol Is a girl ALLOWED to be impatient? lol



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Chapter two.
Yeahyeah, hold yer horses. ;)

Today would be one of those awful days. Days in which he had no luck whatsoever or walked into non-relenting doors; breaking noses and deflating egos. He had known it the moment he woke up to see a black cat stretching its agile paws on his window-sill. He wasn’t a firm believer in superstition, it was all nonsense, however it only added to the strange feeling he had. The sense of foreboding telling him today would be one of the most awful days of the week – if not month – would not leave him.

Noting that said black cat was still relishing the early morning sun he got up and moved to the large wooden table residing in the centre of the room. Leafing through the pages of his newest movie script – his manager had shoved it at him the morning before, demanding he memorised it – he couldn’t help but ponder the fact that a week off was a rare occasion he should cherish. How to cherish it, however, was a different matter. His time in London was usually short lived, mostly a few hours before his next flight, and now he didn’t know what to do. Gallivanting through the busy streets of central London was not an option, yet he hadn’t done any major shopping in ages.

A sigh left his lips as he sat down and considered his options. Walking around was hazardous to his privacy, he really didn’t need the press to know he was here after all, but he couldn’t stay cooped up all day, could he? Taking a decision he would most likely regret he looked at the clock ticking soundly and saw that it was still reasonably early, almost 7 o’clock. Very few people would be out at this time, worth a risk, right?

The moment he was outside he forgot about his earlier feeling of uneasiness and enjoyed the walk in the sun. Wearing sunglasses and a curious beanie he made his way down the street to step on a bus to the centre. He was taking a risk but the opportunity of doing some shopping would be worth it, no-doubt.

He had yet to receive any interested glances so he felt reassured, all would be well. Finding the sun soothing he relaxed as he watched the scenery pass him by. Houses, trees, people and other common things suddenly seemed far more interesting. After all this was home and he hadn’t been here for quite a while. His life had been a rollercoaster of exciting things. Going to other countries, getting to know people and making movies had been a regularity and, though he enjoyed it, he was glad he could take a small break.

His manager, the most caring woman you could imagine, had pressed him to take some time off and enjoy himself. Well…her phrasing hadn’t been quite that civilised, more like..’you relax your but and take care of yourself.’
However he knew she meant well for him, even if her actions seemed to be a little odd at times.

Feeling the bus come to a halt he looked outside, his eyesight slightly obscured by the beanie he was wearing to keep from being recognised. An elderly woman with her grandchild – or so he guessed – stepped in, carefully making her way towards the back and sitting down on one of the empty chairs. Orlando smiled slightly at her and the child before turning his attention outside again. He pushed the beanie up slightly so he could see better, not noticing that a stray curl was now dangling across his forehead due to the movement.

Had he thought about it before leaving he might have come to the conclusion that wearing a beanie, especially one this oddly coloured, might not have been his brightest decision as of date. After all he was notorious for odd contraptions and he had a habit of wearing beanies. But then again at times Orlando Bloom wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box and that would be proven once again.

As the bus drove to the centre it passed some billboards and Orlando barely kept from groaning as he saw an old Troy poster of him and Diane Kruger in a passionate kiss. He hated seeing himself on huge posters, not to mention in such a way, though he was amused to see that someone had decided Diane needed a moustache.

After a short ride, barely 10 minutes altogether, he reached the centre of London. Exiting the vehicle he was in he made his way down Oxford street. The traffic was remarkably quiet for a London road, not to mention one such as Oxford street, and he enjoyed the calmness that he hadn’t had in quite a while.

Perusing the different shops along his way he came to an annoying conclusion. Quite clearly ticked off about it he stared down the road and cursed softly.

<i>‘Damnit Orli, why do you keep doing stupid things like this? Of course the shops aren’t open this early! Damn!’</i>

Definitely a common occurrence, he had been down here once before, he should have known better. But, apparently, his brain didn’t work and his memory didn’t last. Now he would have to take the bus back to his apartment or wait for the shops to open, with the chance of getting caught by a bunch of fangirls extraordinaire. He pondered this, all the ups and downs and the things Fiona would throw at his head were he to be assaulted by dozens of girls and the press. Oh yes, the press, they’d have a field-day were he to be caught in such a compromising position. After all he was a big guy now and he should be above such things, yeah right.

<i>‘Why should I act all Hollywood star when starting this career I forced myself to stay real?’</i>

This, after the foolish attempt to go shopping before the stores opened, was probably the most moronic thing he ever did, but hey…he’s Orlando Bloom.


After a wait of almost two hours he exited a store with a full bag, pleased with himself at the little money he had wasted and the rather uncommon shirts he had bought. Indulging himself he had even given way to buying a Legolas action figure, suffice to say the person selling the thing had eyed him oddly. While walking back with bags in hand and Legolas under his arm he whistled a happy tune. So far he had only given out one autograph and been on one picture with a salesclerk, a good day indeed.

As he crossed the street he saw he had come to the Abbey, its contours a startling contrast to the blue sky. For a moment he appreciated the beauty of it as he leaned against a pole, placing his bags on the ground. However his peace was roughly interrupted as he heard a surprised yelp behind him. There, situated only a few meters from him, sat a group of five girls. One of them, a curious blonde, was telling her friends something in rapid speeds and to his horror he caught his name a few times.

Carefully he reached down to grab his bags, lifting them before making to walk to the other side of the road. Perhaps he could catch a cab or something to get away in, or perhaps he’d find a phone boot and stay there until he had called for a car to pick him up. However the girls seemed to have something else in mind for the moment he wanted to cross the street someone grabbed his coat, yanking him back roughly.

“Orlando Bloom! Orlando Bloom!”

<i>‘Oh no, curse my luck!’</i>

As suspecting the calling resulted in a bustling of hundreds of people, exiting from all kinds of places just to watch his discomfort or add to it. He had collected about 20 girls by now and as he made sure to hold on to his bags with all his might he pushed himself through the crowd. To his right he saw a group of schoolgirls with pen and paper heading towards him so he decided to go left instead and perhaps lose them there.

Surprised at his luck he spotted a cab just starting its engines, swerving to the road in all its Looney Tune pride. Gazing behind him he noticed even more girls joining the hunting pack and with one last prayer he tore himself free of the girls begging for an autograph and –after apologising a few times- made a run for it.
With a graceful dive – so he thought – he ended up in the cab, calling to the driver to get the hell out of here. The group of fangirls was left dishevelled outside.

“Thank god.” Was the last he said before leaning back and closing his eyes. Oh the life of a moviestar, what a drag.

Kailawen Everwood 
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(4/11/04 7:49)
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Re: Chapter two.
:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

Yay! *grins* I loves it! I loves it! Its my precious! *big breath and prepares to quote with abandon*

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Today would be one of those awful days. Days in which he had no luck whatsoever or walked into non-relenting doors; breaking noses and deflating egos. He had known it the moment he woke up to see a black cat stretching its agile paws on his window-sill


LoL- Awww yeckkk. What a day. I hate those days. lol I loved the way you brought the black cat and superstition into it, its not done very often when describing bad days.

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He had yet to receive any interested glances so he felt reassured, all would be well. Finding the sun soothing he relaxed as he watched the scenery pass him by. Houses, trees, people and other common things suddenly seemed far more interesting.


Nice to read about a superstar in re-lax mode. :) I didn't think stars were so paranoid by fans lol.

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Well…her phrasing hadn’t been quite that civilised, more like..’you relax your but and take care of yourself.’


Relax his bum??? :baguette I'll help him do that... :naughty

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Had he thought about it before leaving he might have come to the conclusion that wearing a beanie, especially one this oddly coloured, might not have been his brightest decision as of date. After all he was notorious for odd contraptions and he had a habit of wearing beanies. But then again at times Orlando Bloom wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box and that would be proven once again.


:explode hahahah! Too funny! Yes, he IS notorious for wearing beanies and odd things isnt he. lol. Been hanging around Johnny Depp too long maybe?

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>‘Damnit Orli, why do you keep doing stupid things like this? Of course the shops aren’t open this early! Damn!’


lol, maybe the local supermarket Orli?

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As the bus drove to the centre it passed some billboards and Orlando barely kept from groaning as he saw an old Troy poster of him and Diane Kruger in a passionate kiss. He hated seeing himself on huge posters, not to mention in such a way, though he was amused to see that someone had decided Diane needed a moustache


*innocent look* Errr, It wasn't me it was ELLEN! :p *points at Manawydan*

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Indulging himself he had even given way to buying a Legolas action figure, suffice to say the person selling the thing had eyed him oddly.


Haha! This part had me in stitches! LOL! *can't stop giggling* Man! Oh Man! lol

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Carefully he reached down to grab his bags, lifting them before making to walk to the other side of the road. Perhaps he could catch a cab or something to get away in, or perhaps he’d find a phone boot and stay there until he had called for a car to pick him up.


ROTFL! I can sooo see this! Like a cartoon. The man spies the crazy animals and he moves slowly, as not to attract the lions attention. Never taking his eyes from the wickedly hungry beast, he picks up his possessions.... and RUNS!:grin2 hahaha!:rollin :lol :hehe :grin :rotfl

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With a graceful dive – so he thought – he ended up in the cab, calling to the driver to get the hell out of here.


Im sure any move by our Orli would be graceful. LoL

Excellent chapter my dear girl! Hurry up and post more or I may turn into one of those 'hungry lions' lol!




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Re: Chapter two.
LOOOOL! MAN this is really good. I've been laughing my head off here, nearly fell off my chair!
Woman, you got yourself one heck of a story here, i loved how you wrote the first chapter all about her, how she experienced the new morning and her movements and than his.
Like Kaizer already pointed out, the bad start of the day (the black cat being a nice addition, :wink ) was soo identifiable, i guess everyone has had mornings like those (like today...:arg for me).

And his fear of being recognized when he finally gets some time to himself is so understandable, lol, it must be awful to always become the centre of attention when you want to go about your day-to-day things.

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Wearing sunglasses and a curious beanie

THE BEANIE! YAY.. the beanie is back. I love him in those things. Great image here!

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Houses, trees, people and other common things suddenly seemed far more interesting.

Again, a wonderfully human touch here. It's soo understandable to feel like that when you've been away from a place you loved and called home to look at things like that.

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’you relax your but and take care of yourself.’

:hehe Niiiice!

But on an off note:
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Relax his bum??? I'll help him do that...

KAIZER! get your hands from my Orlando!:bat

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He pushed the beanie up slightly so he could see better, not noticing that a stray curl was now dangling across his forehead due to the movement

Oh man.. that image you paint here.. that stray lock of hair.. to gently wipe that from his brow.. *hmmmmmmm* :cloud9

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After all he was notorious for odd contraptions and he had a habit of wearing beanies. But then again at times Orlando Bloom wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box and that would be proven once again.

True.. bright coloured things are (correction..were) his trademark, and how well did he pull it off.. but HEEEEY.. not the brightest crayon on the box??? love the figure of speech but ORLANDO?? not being the brightest crayon????:mad be careful woman:wham ....you might get chased by the bat...
(just kidding :huggle )

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He hated seeing himself on huge posters, not to mention in such a way, though he was amused to see that someone had decided Diane needed a moustache.

LOOOOL! :rotfl
Nope Kaizer it wasn't me, *hides black spray-paint behind back* lmao.. i would have deleted her alltogether (sorry she's not my most fav. actress)

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Damnit Orli, why do you keep doing stupid things like this? Of course the shops aren’t open this early! Damn!’

LOL, the man is seriously jetlagged... come wait over at my place darling...

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Indulging himself he had even given way to buying a Legolas action figure, suffice to say the person selling the thing had eyed him oddly. While walking back with bags in hand and Legolas under his arm he whistled a happy tune.

That one had me in stiches.. he bought a LEGOLAS STANDEE???? LMAO!!!

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He had collected about 20 girls by now and as he made sure to hold on to his bags with all his might he pushed himself through the crowd

RUN darling RUN, make for the nearest hidingplace...
Hehe, i can just see him doing that, grabbing his things, trying to be unnoticed and loose himself in the crowd.
No way my dear, the hunters have spotted the prey...

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With a graceful dive – so he thought – he ended up in the cab

:rollin Graceful eh?? Like Legolas on the back of a horse perhaps?
And Kaizer.. what's up with the our Orli??:wham

More woman! We wantsssss more!


thanks Jozer!



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