frankie42
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(21/4/06 9:13)
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Ladies can be so smart
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies
>Nightclub. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us,so she
>pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend
>licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone,
>another friend pulls out a $20. She calls the guy back over, licks the
>$20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to
>impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls
>the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are
>going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks,
>again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the
>guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and
>the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I
>reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the woman in me took over!
>I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack
>of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home."
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