IT SHOULDN'T BE SAID AT WORK, BUT IT WAS game
LMAO, okay, a coworker gave me an idea for a new forum game.
IT SHOULDN'T BE SAID AT WORK, BUT IT WAS.
Rules
You had to have actually heard the statement at work.
It can be from you, a coworker, a client, a customer, anything but it had to be in a work setting.
Anything totally unprofessional in a setting that was supposed to be.
my entry
office assistant says, as a real excuse for misunderstanding, in full earshot of 4 superiours:
"I got really hammered last night and I don't even know what's going on today."
I was standing with a receptionist and a physician looking through a chart. The wonderful overhead Musac started playing big band music. The receptionist started dancing. The doc looked at her.
Receptionist: "sorry, I like this music"
Doc : "That's Ok, I like big band music too."
Receptionist: "Oh, do you like to swing?"
Me: Bust out laughing as mind goes immediately to the gutter. Doc and receptionist turn tomato red.
Re: IT SHOULDN'T BE SAID AT WORK, BUT IT WAS game
My new manager's office was next to mine, both our doors are normally open. The new guy's a large Texan who fits most folks stereotype of such (and is happy to do so).
Sitting at my desk, I hear him say loudly to someone in the hall, "Oh, you mean the little Italian guy from the New York Office is here today?"
Unbeknownst to the new manager, Mr. LaRosa was sitting in my office with me at that very moment. Fortunately, both the little Italian and the big Texan have a wonderful sense of humor. But it was the only time I've ever seen Chuck (the Texan) blush.Edited by: ticious at: 3/23/06 7:24 pm
Re: IT SHOULDN'T BE SAID AT WORK, BUT IT WAS game
OH I have another one.
same guy...
It was a jeans day and his boss, a woman, was wearing flare jeans, but they had these zippers at the bottom so you could flare them even more. She had them zipped. He wanted to see how much they'd flare, so he bends down and goes to unzip one and she bops him on the head. He goes into HER bosses office and says the following complaint:
Re: IT SHOULDN'T BE SAID AT WORK, BUT IT WAS game
Just happened, still chuckling about it...
So I walk into the break room and overhear this conversation between two of my office mates:
"...cup size. Where is that? I want a bigger cup size."
"That might be too much."
"I dont' care. I'm all about the bigger cup size."
"You're just a freak."
"No, I just want more. Small ones don't do it for me."
I just stood there a moment unsuccessfully trying stifle my laughter. After they stared at me for a moment, they both started laughing themselves and shook their heads while pointing at the coffee machine.
They were actually talking about the new coffee/espresso machine that was recently installed. It replaced the old machine we had that only provided hot chocolate and coffee. By default, the machine makes drinks for the small 6 oz styrofoam cups but there is an option for bigger portions...hence, a larger cup size.
I'm certain the conversation was pretty innocent. But I could not help but laugh thinking what would have happened if a rather unopen minded individual walked in and got the wrong idea.
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In a meeting with my supervisor. Trying to delay the start, I tell him that I like the way he matched his pants to the collar of his shirt.
He smiles and says, "You gotta love underoo's".
~Tilt my head and think, WTF?~
Then I remember he is the father of two young boys. Uhm, do you mean granimals?
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My boss (at a previous company) once walked right up to several of us in the lunch room and declared:
My hard dick stopped working!
He paused for several seconds during which we all looked at each other unsure of what to say.
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I was a cook at a bar for awhile, and one time the boss's wife had brought in an order of milk jugs, they were some weird size.. Don't really recall, but another employee who was helping her came out into the middle of the bar and said,
"Damn, she has the biggest jugs I've ever seen!"
The whole place went quiet until he realized wtf he just said and he tried to correct himself quickly.
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