HOW TO DO THAT NEW DANCE, THE MONSTROSITY

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duckfontwo Imp Posts: 49 (11/30/03 2:26 pm) Reply	HOW TO DO THAT NEW DANCE, THE MONSTROSITY (TWO BRAVE VOLUNTEERS ARE NEEDED TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AS THEY ARE READ. I AM ASSUMING THEY WILL BE RACCI AND APOLO- HAVE FUN) HERE'S HOW TO DO THE MONSTROSITY. FIRST, STAND WITH YOUR FEET TOGETHER. NOW MOVE YOUR LEFT FOOT WETLY TO THE SIDE. NOW STAMP YOUR RIGHT FOOT 1.19 TIMES AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR PARTNER'S WHIPS. NEXT, YOU BOTH GIGGLE SLOWLY TO THE RIGHT AND BEND YOUR 3RD NIPPLE BACKWARD. NOW FOR THE NEXT EIGHT COUNTS, BOTH OF YOU SPANK DRUNKENLY TO THE LEFT. NEXT, YOU AND YOUR PARTNER STAND BACK TO BACK AND WIGGLE YOUR HANDCUFFS AND SLAP YOUR KISSES TOGETHER. DON'T FORGET TO KEEP STAMPING YOUR RIGHT FOOT. NOW FACE YOUR PARTNER AGAIN, PUT YOUR SPOONS TOGETHER AND SHOUT, "VINGERSCHMIDT!" NOW MOUNT BACKWARD AND REPEAT THE WHOLE THING 668 TIMES. IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU CAN'T LEARN THIS DANCE, YOU CAN ALWAYS BITE THE NEXT ONE OUT.
darkbladeweaver Dark Blades Web Weaver Posts: 119 (12/8/03 3:51 pm) Reply	Re: HOW TO DO THAT NEW DANCE, THE MONSTROSITY Hi Duck! Do it again! Do it again! Velma \|\|:)< Dark Blades Web Weaver

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