Guess whose birthday it is?

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Lady Penelope Keeper of the Jouissance Posts: 1590 (1/3/05 11:51 am) Reply	Guess whose birthday it is? Yes, that's right. Everyone's favorite aging-but-still-bankable hollywood-actor-with-a-messianic-complex-who's-looking-more-and-more-everyday-like-a-midwestern-highschool-football-coach, Mel Gibson. So in honor of Mel Gibson, here's the 12 things I bet our other favorite guy Jesus was really good at: 12. Pinot noir 11. Poker 10. Leaving footprints in the sand 9. Suntanning 8. Carving elegant pipes and handy one-hitters 7. Getting the ladies to let their hair down 6. Feminist poetry 5. Deep tissue massage 4. Binging and purging (40 days? Was he the world's first anorexic?) 3. Song and dance numbers, gut-splitting show tunes 2. Air guitar (he had the hair for it!) 1. Cuddling and holding you during your tears--though the downside of this is that he was probably also an annoyingly close talker. Ugh! I hate that, Jesus! Personal space already! Edited by: Lady Penelope at: 1/3/05 12:51 pm
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