Legolas thinking: "If I hold my breath long enough, maybe I'll get it my way..."
Edited by: PoppieRebel at: 9/20/05 9:41 am
mushroomlover9
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(9/20/05 1:52 am)
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Gandalf didn't realize that Aragorn and Legolas had gotten tired of his lecture on "why you should never say ain't" and had replaced themselves with cardboard cutouts.
evilmouse222 Registered Member
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(9/20/05 7:26 pm)
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LEGOLAS: *thinking* Maybe if i stand really still and rigid i will blend into the background, and Gandalf will forget to give me the talk about 'the birds and the bees'
victoria
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(9/20/05 10:44 pm)
everywhere
As Gandalf was giving his forty-third lecture on dental hygiene...
Aragorn: *thinking* If I keep smiling and nodding, he won't notice I'm not paying attention.
Legolas: *thinking* I know, I know. I'm an elf. Shut up already Mithrandir!
Gimli: *nods periodically* Zzzzzz...
Shadowfax
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(9/21/05 2:53 pm)
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Legolas was not impressed when Gandalf gave them a lecture on how to clean and condition your hair, but Aragorn and Gimli sure were.
Celadrian
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(9/21/05 11:54 pm)
re: Gandalf said so
Gandalf: And for the very last time, *please* try not to do anything incredibly... stupid.
Sinlee
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(9/22/05 4:26 am)
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Gandalf: Now Aragorn, try your best this time. 14+3 equals...?
Aragorn: Umm...I know that! Wait, wait...I, uh. I...Damn! don't know! Too many numbers!
Legolas: *Thinking* It's going to be my turn now! Think, Legolas, think a way to get out of this future embarrassment!
Gimli: *Thinking* Why am I even here? *Runs away*
Gandalf: Now, Legolas, Aragorn didn't get that question. It's your turn! 14+3 equals...?
Legolas: *Watching Gimli run* *Whispering to himself* And I didn't think of that before...
Aragorn: *Going away* I'm a KING for crying out loud. Why should I have to know what 14+3 equals to? Maths has NOTHING to do with my royal business!
Ps: It is a tad long, I know...
Mave
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(9/22/05 7:44 pm)
Gandalf said So
Gandalf: WHAT have I told you about watching Eowyn undress?
Aragorn: *thinking* I really hope Arwen doesn't find out about this...
Legolas: *thinking* Why is it every time these two do something wrong,_I_ always get lectured about it?I have a girlfriend back in Mirkwood,and I am very loyal to her,unlike Aragorn to Arwen.I mean,come on!Ugh.I guess I'm going to have to endure this until this whole thing is over.Why didn't I go with Frodo?...
Himli: *thinking* Kittens...
Vrosey88 Registered Member
Posts: 14
(9/22/05 9:16 pm)
Re: Gandalf said so
Orlando Bloom (Legolas): I said that I don't WANT to cross my arms because it covers up my rock hard abs!
arwentheelf02 Registered Member
Posts: 29
(9/23/05 12:53 am)
Re: Gandalf said so
SOMETHING ROASTING ON THE SPIT TO THE RIGHT: Great. They killed me, skinned me, roasted me over this fire pit, even ATE part of me, and I STILL didn't make it into the shot!!!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
Faerlas
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(9/23/05 7:41 pm)
Grammar Blues
Gandalf: Aragorn, what is a predicate nominative?
Aragorn: Good question. Ummm...
Legolas: Stupid Estel. I cannot believe he does not know...
Gimli: Zzzzz...
Melphie
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(9/24/05 7:23 pm)
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Gandalf: (pacing up and down)You soaked Gamling's underwear in meat. That is *so wrong*. Funny...but wrong.
Mevie
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(9/24/05 7:25 pm)
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Gandalf: If I've told you once, I've told you a THOUSAND times, you do NOT sing "The Ants Go Marching" in the middle of Hama's battle drill!!
PhiePhie
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(9/24/05 7:26 pm)
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Gandalf: Hmmm...no...this one crosses his arms too much...mmm...no...that one looks too concieted...no...that one can't go anywhere without his axe...
Melody
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(9/24/05 8:05 pm)
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Gandalf: All right, I demand an answer. WHICH one of you called me "Friar Tuck"?!
Tithar
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(9/24/05 8:07 pm)
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Silence.
"You all look so innocent it's almost amusing."
Myelftoo
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(9/25/05 12:42 am)
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Gandalf: Aragorn son of Arathorn, you are accused of Dwarf Tossing on a first degree scale. How do you plead?
Aragorn: Not guilty.
Gandalf: And why is that?
Legolas: The dwarf gave him permission, your honor.
Gimli: HMPH!
Gandalf: Order in the court!!
Percilla the Pink
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(9/25/05 1:12 am)
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Gandalf: For the LAST time, I will give you a chance to answer this truthfully. WHO TOOK THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR?!"
Aragorn: Who me?
Orc2
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(9/25/05 5:35 pm)
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Legolas: *thinking darkly* Who is HE to lecture about natural blondes...?!
Erisan
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(9/25/05 7:03 pm)
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Aragorn: We didn't do it.
Gandalf: The King of the Dead has charged you with blackmailing. Is that true?
Aragorn: We didn't do it.
Gandalf: So you deny it?
Aragorn: ....we still didn't do it.
Amersion
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(9/25/05 7:05 pm)
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Gandalf: There was something roasting on the fire right in front of me. And I know ONE OF YOU took it. So who is going to confess?!
Legolas: I'm a vegetarian.
Aragorn: I easily gain weight due to my mortality, so I try to stay away from PIGS.
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