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MaceNephilim
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(12/1/04 7:41 pm)
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Gambling humor
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the table. A
very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000
on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that, she stripped from the
neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of
the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at
each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The
other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."
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