Because Aragorn hadn't washed in quite a few weeks, Frodo and Sam decided to do a staring contest for who has to walk right behind him.
or
Frodo: "It finally came to me! You look just like the crocodile hunter with that haircut.."
Sam: "Who??"
Edited by: PoppieRebel at: 10/4/05 2:19 am
arwentheelf02 Registered Member
Posts: 34
(10/4/05 3:19 am)
Re: Frodo and Sam
Sam: Mr. Frodo, you must have faith! "Harry Potter" could NEVER be as good as "Lord of the Rings"...
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
Shadowfax
Unregistered User
(10/4/05 3:03 pm)
cap
Frodo: Yes Sam, we ARE walking to Mordor. You can ride your new fancy motor bike some other time.
Re: cap
Sam: "Please mister Frodo, let me carry those blue contactlenses for a while!"
Arehini Registered Member
Posts: 11
(10/5/05 1:56 am)
Re: Frodo and Sam
frodo: i'm taller!
sam: no, i still say i'm taller...
madtook28 Registered Member
Posts: 38
(10/6/05 7:00 pm)
Re: Frodo and Sam
F: Sam, your eyebrows have gone yellow...
S: You're kidding, right?
Arehini Registered Member
Posts: 13
(10/7/05 1:59 am)
Re: Frodo and Sam
Frodo: i thought we couldn't grow mushtaches...
Sam: i was thinking the same thing...
Airenostawen Registered Member
Posts: 2
(10/7/05 5:36 am)
Re: Frodo and Sam
Frodo trys to conceal the fact that Sam has had some Lembas stuck between his teeth for quite some time now, and it's turning green...
S:"What is it Mr. Frodo? You keep looking at me funny."
F:" Oh...um, *cough* it's the ring Sam...it's getting heavier..." *nods dramaticly*
"So much death.What can man do against such reckless hate?"
"EAT IT! The Edible Reckless Hate. It comes in Srawberry and Grape. On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place. Why is the rum gone? Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Go forth and become happy coconuts Stupidity is more than a state of mind... It is also a fruit cake. I'm always amazed at anyone's interest in what I have to say"- Orlando Bloom "Life's an Ocean, Surf It"
oh2bagrapefruit Registered Member
Posts: 26
(10/8/05 6:43 pm)
Frodo and Sam
Look into my evil eye....
Lenne len len Registered Member
Posts: 9
(10/11/05 12:56 pm)
.....
Sam: Are you wearing...lip balm?
Frodo:...no comment...
Faerlas
Unregistered User
(10/11/05 11:37 pm)
Umm...
Sam: Mr. Frodo, is that Gimli in pink chain mail behind me singing "I Feel Pretty?"
(after acidently seeing Gandalf naked)
Both: Let's never speak of this again.....
I think God overestimated his ability when he created man Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more The basis for optimism is sheer terror. When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
BubblyElfGirl Registered Member
Posts: 29
(10/15/05 8:34 pm)
Re: Frodo and Sam
Frodo: Sam, please *sigh* you can give me that look all you want but the fact still stands that my puppy-eyed look will whip your ass any day... i can get cookies with these baby eyes!!
Sam *grrr....*
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