The Great Allmighty Spork
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(1/2/03 8:07 am)
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Finally...
... the Spork HAS COME BACK!
Heh.
Bought SmackDown! 4 two days ago. Fun fun fun fun fun. Best SmackDown! yet. So for I've...
- Been drafted into RAW
- Fought (and lost) for the hardcore title.
- Teamed up with Goldust to create Outcast Inc.
- Won tag-team gold with said team (and lost it the next night)
- Been in the King of the Ring
- Wrestled for the Undisputed Championship
- Been cheated by a ref
- Been disqualified for beating people with chairs
- Had Goldust get mad at me
- Had my ass handed to me in finely sliced luncheon portions by Brock Lesnar
- Joined a corporate revolution agaisnt shitty wrestlers
- Been punched in the face by HBK (don't worry; he asked me first)
- Gotten Rikishi to jump ship from SmackDown! to RAW
- Been managed by Stacy Keibler (YES!!!)
- Been managed by Jazz (not by choice, mind you)
- Begged Ric Flair for a title shot
- Had the Rock humiliate me. (Five People's Elbows. FIVE!!)
- Spilled hot tea all over Regal.
- Did some pre-match stretching with RVD.
Hopefully there's more fun to come!
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It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation on reports from funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead are coming back to life and seeking human victims.
- Night of the Living Dead Edited by: The Great Allmighty Spork at: 1/2/03 8:07:51 am
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