Favorite Monkeys
12) Cheetah from the Tarzan TV show
11) Curious George
10) The public safety officer who has given me three invalid parking tickets.
9) The public safety officer who keeps locking the building at 9:45pm. It's supposed to stay open until midnight. That monkey who paints beach balls with his penis.
7) The monkey who adopted a giraffe and taught it to fetch him beer.
6) Jeff Gordon.
5) Lance Bass.
4) The monkey who crippled Roy.
3) That Soviet monkey they sent into orbit to retrieve that Soviet dog.
2) The monkey who starred with Burt Reynolds in all those movies. He had a mean right hook.
1) That 1,000th monkey on that 1,000th typewriter who wrote all those cool books about the lonely people.
That monkey who paints beach balls with his penis.
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