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Merilee Chaotic
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(6/30/04 8:50 am)
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Fairy Tale
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This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls!

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper , young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don' t think so... "
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Enjoying the Firionia Vie server as : Merilee

Formerly Played on The Rathe as:
Merilee Erissian, Collette Ashwind & Ahol.

Saridrea
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Posts: 111
(6/30/04 12:00 pm)
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Re: Fairy Tale
:rollin

I like it!

-Hierofant

Merilee Chaotic
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(6/30/04 3:30 pm)
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Re: Fairy Tale
Hehe, aye; it made me smirk, so I thought some others might enjoy it. ;)

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