All right my fellow captioneers...I wish thee luck!
Melphie
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:22 am)
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(great one Erisan! How come I feel like I've never seen this one before...?)
Arwen: All right honey, I will admit it. Glorfindel is in the dumpster, under apartment 103...
Mevie
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:24 am)
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Arwen: What's a Hidalgo?
Aragorn: ...
PhiePhie
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:28 am)
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Arwen: I've been waiting for 1,000 takes now to get a spot with Elijah...and now you've given me a DOLL?!
Aragorn: W-well, you said a while back that you like cute, curly-haired men...
Melody
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:31 am)
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When Arwen revealed that the hairstyle she was wearing now was the first of the 53 hairstyles she would be wearing throughout the trilogy, Aragorn was...intrigued...
Erisan
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:33 am)
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(yeah, I don't think you've seen it yet Melphie...I've been saving it. )
Aragorn: What do you mean YOU want to be the one to ride him there?!....Oh man Arwen, he is, like so not your type...
Arwen: Lecture me AFTER you take a shower, Mr. Big-Time Ranger!
Myelftoo
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:40 am)
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(sneeeaakkyy hobbitses... )
Arwen: Oh Aragorn, stop blabbering. You know I've always been a better, swifter, faster, lighter, prettier, cooler rider than you are! Let me take the cute, adorable, curly-haired, sick, ailing hobbit...
Aragorn: Ehh...maybe we should call a taxi...
Percilla the Pink
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:45 am)
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Arwen: Does this scene remind you of a certain scene in ROTK by any chance? Standing by horse...you strapping stuff on...girl comes up...girl talks...one of them leaaaaveess...?
Aragorn: ....?
Orc2
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:50 am)
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Arwen: Look, if LEGOLAS gets to skateboard down the stairs at Helm's Deep, and HALDIR gets killed, and DADDY gets to look all important, and GRANDMOTHER gets to turn radio-active, and GRANDFATHER gets to have a sexy voice, then you can AT LEAST allow me to RIDE this HORSE!
Aragorn: And get chased by Ring Wraiths, and get your face scratched, and take credit for a water spell made by your daddy and Gandalf, and later nearly get killed by Sauron.
Arwen: *mutters* That's beside the point.
Amersion
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:52 am)
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Arwen: Is the sun hitting my face just right yet? Is my hair still straight? Is my face still perfect? Is it? Huh? Huh?!
Aragorn: *thinking* And I used to wonder why some people applauded the departure of the Elves...
Tithar
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:55 am)
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Arwen: "I threw a Balrog-slayer in a swamp,
I rode around for THREE days looking for a bunch of lost guys,
I had to ride ALL DAY after that,
Got chased by Ring Wraiths,
Got scratched in the face,
Splashed water on my best costume,
Got called "She-Elf" by a bunch of black dudes,
Called out this BIG water-spell...
And now you're giving me a SPEEDING ticket?!?"
PrinceTaldar
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 12:57 am)
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Aragorn: Well, you go right on back to Rivendell and tell your dad that we don't NEED any help, and that I've got EVERYTHING under control (since I am going to be king after all), and that having a sexy female assistant is so cliche...
Raimah
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 1:03 am)
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Pippin: ARWEN'S with ARAGORN now?! She's too tall for him!
PoppieRebel Registered Member
Posts: 7
(9/4/05 2:58 pm)
Re: captions
Arwen: "Do you think I look fat in this outfit?"
Aragorn: holds breath...(thinking) There's no way I can answer this question right!
BubblyElfGirl Registered Member
Posts: 20
(9/4/05 5:25 pm)
Re: captions
Arwen: Excuse me? Aragorn, what are you doing? You get your unwashed, unshaved, greasy ass away from my white horse and brand-spanking new saddle!!! Hello!?!?
Shadowfax
Unregistered User
(9/4/05 9:16 pm)
.......
Arwen: Excuse me, i thought i said i was going to ride the pony.
casey
Unregistered User
(9/5/05 1:38 am)
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Arwen: Hey! you! What the hell are you doing to my horse!
Aragon: -Runs away-
Arwen: HEY! get back here! You horse jacker!! ... -sighs and looks at hobbit all @#%$ of now- damn alarm hobbit didnt even work he looks kinda sick... i knew i should'nt have trusted that salesman...
Linwe Galathil Registered Member
Posts: 11
(9/5/05 4:04 pm)
Re: caption
Arwen and Aragorn decide that the best way to decide who gets the hobbit, is a staring contest.
Frodo: uhh.. guys? Dying here!
faerlas
Unregistered User
(9/6/05 1:11 am)
What are you talking about...?
Arwen: So, who is this Eowyn?
Aragorn: Uh...
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Arwen: Is that lipstick on your collar?
Aragorn: Yeah, yours.
Arwen: That's not my color.
Aragorn: Uh. Oops.
evilmouse222 Registered Member
Posts: 27
(9/11/05 3:35 pm)
Re: What are you talking about...?
ARWEN: Honey, who's the guy on the horse?
ARAGORN: That's the ringbearer Sweetheart
ARWEN: He's a bit....short
ARAGORN: Are you going to save his life or not?!
ARWEN: *muttering* Ringbearer? Ha! More like an Oompa Loompa..
Vrosey88 Registered Member
Posts: 9
(9/15/05 1:46 am)
Re: Excuse me?
Aragorn: It's MY saddle!
Arwen: No it's MY saddle!
Aragorn: Well, if it's your saddle, then it's MY hobbit!
Arwen: ...
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