Dog Food...
Jerry worked in a office all day. So when when he had his lunch hour he liked to go sit in the park to enjoy it (weather permitting). As always there were regulars there. Day after day Jerry saw one of the many park regulars who always sat alone. What interested Jerry about this particular park regular was that every day he always eat dog food straight out of the can. Well the day came and Jerry fehlt it was time to say something. So he walks up to the strange man and says " Hey buddy do you know that dog food is not good for you ? In fact it will probably make you sick or even kill you"
Well this wierd park regular looks up at Jerry and says "fuck off and mind your own business"
Well Jerry thought fuck'em and went back to his own lunch. Well a couple weeks go by and Jerry notices that the dog food man is no longer on his usual bench. So he goes up to another of the park regulars and asks "where's that guy that always eat dog food out of the can?"
Well replies one of the other park regulars " He died last week didn't you hear?"
"No" repiles Jerry. " I did tell him that eating dog food would kill him"
" Dog food what are you talking about?"
" He was siting on the curb licking his dick when a car ran him over!"
Ya I know it's bad but cut me a break it's my first joke here.
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