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Raven
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(3/25/05 9:38 am)
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Close Shave...
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!" :evil

MaceNephilim
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(3/25/05 5:00 pm)
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Re: Close Shave...
That was wrong on so many different levels. LOL!

Think I'll stick with my M3 Power.

Hellboy78 
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(3/25/05 10:53 pm)
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Re: Close Shave...
heh an old one but a classic none the less.. good on ya Raven! Yer definitely *chants* one of us, one of us

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Raven
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(3/26/05 4:25 am)
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Re: Close Shave...
Starting to catch my second wind. Have to admit I've never read that one before, but your right it was so wrong. I guess that's why I thought it was so funny. :b

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