Clean faster, pussycat, faster
Apolo is my housebitch. He is permitted to wear only pristine white athletic socks (tube length will result in severe punishment) and a vintage 50's baby blue organza apron. On days when he steam cleans my carpet, he may wear a speedo.
Re: Clean faster, pussycat, faster
Oh...I would pay damn good money to watch Apolo doing housework in that 50's style apron...but wearing a speedo while vacuuming...I really want to see that..."you missed a spot over here, Apolo...lean over to get it" Hahaha!