frankie42
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(3/12/05 23:34)
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Chinese torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.
He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a
long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as
lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese
tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well,
and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful,
and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since
she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old
man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night, he
could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He
was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn
he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large
rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on
chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the
old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder
up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he
noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left
testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting
close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he
jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw
a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied
to bedpost."
Chris
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