MaceNephilim
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(10/21/04 2:32 am)
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Blatently Stole from The Daily Dirt
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.
The Taliban said, "My thirst is killing me. Please, do you have water?"
The man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need your overpriced tie. I need water!"
"OK. If you walk for about four miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. The restaurant has all the water you need!"
The Taliban staggered away toward the hill and disappeared.
Eight hours later the Taliban came crawling back.
The man said, "I told you, the restaurant is about four miles over that hill. Could you not find it?"
"I found it," rasped the Taliban. "But your brother wouldn't let me in without a tie."
-Mace
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