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MaceNephilim
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(10/21/04 2:33 am)
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BAD JOKE -This one is a real groaner
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "That's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."
"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the world kind of dog do you have?"
"Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little six week old poodle puppy."
"Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"
"Well," replied the little man, "It appears that your dog choked on him, sir."


Sorry about that folks.

-Mace

Hellboy78 
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(10/21/04 9:52 am)
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Re: BAD JOKE -This one is a real groaner
heh heh..cute:lol

"The further out of reach, the stronger the temptation."

AmberFlames 
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(3/9/05 11:26 pm)
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Re: BAD JOKE -This one is a real groaner
damn....and I thought my jokes were bad...



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