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AmberFlames Moderator Posts: 6 (3/9/05 11:27 pm) Reply	As seen in Maxim Magazine... Why does Snoop Dogg carry an Umbrella? Fo Drizzle.
AmberFlames Moderator Posts: 7 (3/9/05 11:34 pm) Reply	Re: As seen in Maxim Magazine... What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? One says "Hey you, got off of my cloud" and the other says "Hey MacLeod get off of my ewe"
AmberFlames Moderator Posts: 8 (3/9/05 11:38 pm) Reply	Re: As seen in Maxim Magazine... shakes head @ this one Two friends get lost during a hiking trip through the desert. Several days later, they are dehydrated and near death. Out of nowhere, they see a tree in the distance that appears to be covered in bacon. One guy sprints ahead, only to be gunned down in a hail of gunfire. "run!" the dying man yells out. "it's not a bacon tree. It's a Ham Bush!"
AmberFlames Moderator Posts: 9 (3/9/05 11:42 pm) Reply	Re: As seen in Maxim Magazine... heh heh heh..... What's the difference between Canada and Minnesota? In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In Minnesota it's a misdemeanor. yick!
AmberFlames Moderator Posts: 13 (3/17/05 11:52 pm) Reply	Re: As seen in Maxim Magazine... a half dozen groaners.. (sorry it's so long) 1. What is a "Specimen"? 2. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? 3. Why are blondes so easy? 4. What does Snoop Dogg use to do his laundry? 5. Why don't Italians like Jahovah's Witnesses? 6. What's a redneck fortune cookie? 1. An Italian Astronaut 2. Christopher Walken 3. Who cares? 4. Blee-otch! 5. 'Cause Italians do not like ANY witnesses 6. A piece of corn bread with a food stamp baked inside. "Band Nerds Do It Best" Edited by: AmberFlames at: 3/17/05 11:53 pm
Hellboy78 Moderator Posts: 10 (3/18/05 12:11 pm) Reply	Re: As seen in Maxim Magazine... {What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? One says "Hey you, got off of my cloud" and the other says "Hey MacLeod get off of my ewe" } Being half Scottish I half resent that..har! "The further out of reach, the stronger the temptation."<!--EZCODE BR START---<br /><!--EZCODE BR END---<!--EZCODE IMAGE START---<img src="http://tinypic.com/3hgu9"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END---<br> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START---<img src="http://tinypic.com/37ac6"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END---<!--EZCODE IMAGE START---<img src="http://tinypic.com/37k9v"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--- Edited by: Hellboy78 at: 3/18/05 12:12 pm

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