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GogoTheMimic 
Founder of FFStar
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(12/30/02 3:48 pm)
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Animal Double Crossing.*From Fan Ficking*
This here is from and idea that Stephen and I came up with. If you've played Animal Crossing, you can post here. If not, don't do it! This thread is going to be for short little stories from your exp with Animal Crossing and what you think would be cool to have happen to your villagers or other characters. Green, I'll let you start this one...
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 Edited by: GogoTheMimic at: 1/13/03 8:30:43 am
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GogoTheMimic
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(1/7/03 8:19 am)
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Re: Animal Double Crossing.
Well, since GaS isn't posting yet I suppose that I'll start this...
In an Animal Crossing-esque Alcatraz...
Kapp'n: And that's how my little stink-puff fell overboard after...
Tom Nook: Will you shut up? I've hear over three hours of your inane stories! I'm getting sick of this! Why the hell did you get put in here for anyway?
Kapp'n: Well, err... I molested many a child as they traveled to there island...
Nook: You sick bastard, I always thought that you were a child molester! You're like that pilot from Airplane who asks if that little boy has ever seen a grown man nekkid.
Kapp'n: That was my cousin and how did you know that?
Nook: I owned a store, we got some interesting things on trade in.
Kapp'n: Ah, I see. Well, what about you? Why are you here?
Nook: I broke numerous child labor laws, cheated on my wife and killed her after she found out, and I also took advantage of many a kid who moved into my town by charging them large sums of money for minor home improvements.
Kapp'n: *blink* Why did you have to tell me all of that? Jeez, I can't concentrate very well when I have another male with me in me cell.
Nook: What about your... *screams as Kapp'n drops his drawers and runs toward him*
In some place altogether...
Andrew: Ah, what a lovely day in Burg! I love my town...
Monique: Hey brat, don't scare me like that.
Andrew: *raises eyebrow* YOU came up to me. How would that work exactly?
Monique: *flails arms* You're so mean to me. *stomps off with steam shooting off of head*
Andrew: *rolls eyes* Time to see Mitzi...
Andrew then noticed something horrid...
Andrew: Where the hell is Mitzi's house?!?! She was just here four minutes ago, right before I went to get a midnight snack. Aw fock... Better run home and check my mail which has mysteriously been delivered at a completely unorthodox time in the night. *runs home flailing arms in his fruity Animal Crossing animation*
Andrew: *checks mail* "Hey Andrew, I'm sorry to worry you but I've moved away. Burg got to boring for me and I can't comprehend your long love letters to me because I scored really low on standardized reading comprehension tests, heck, I don't even know how I'm writing such a long letter. Well, goodbye and visit me!
Mitzi." Fock...
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GogoTheMimic
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(1/7/03 9:59 pm)
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Re: Animal Double Crossing.
In a padded room inside AC Alcatraz...
Mr. Resetti: Those damn kids... all of them... Grr, pressing my buttons, well, just the reset but damn, I couldn't help it, I had to kill him, he just pushed me too far. I was looking at some Hot Mole Monthly and he just pressed it, too far, too many times. Isn't that right Mr. Straight Jacket? *cuddles into a corner and rocks back and forth* Those fuckers, I can't believe them, they thought that it was just a game, where's your game now?!? Huh? Where is it! Ha, that's right, you're rotting in the damn ground! *cackles loudly*
*knocking on the cell next door*
Louie: Shut up man! I thought that I was messed up for going ape-@#%$ on Stephen after he beat me daily with his net, threw me in pits, and sending me @#%$ up letters...
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GreenAndSpikey
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(1/7/03 10:02 pm)
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Re: Animal Double Crossing.
Some time earlier in another town called "Marble"...
Stephen: Great, another day with a bunch of lunitics who move to my town and steal my money. Well, time to see what loser moved in today. *checks map by train station* Let's see...someone new in Acre C-5...Ha, whoever he is has to live by Louie, the poor bas--HOLY CRAP! MITZI MOVED BACK!!! *flails his arms frantically and skips to Mitzi's house*
Mitzi: (to Louie) So, does Stephen still live here?
Stephen: (jumping into the conversation) Why, yes I do! *Throws his arms out, knocking louie off the nearby hill*
Mitzi: It sure is nice to be back in Marble. From what Louie's told me, though, it's been falling apart. I wish you would take better care of it...
Stephen: Trust me, I've been doing my best, but it's a lot of work.
Mitzi: Well, I'll let you get to work then. *enters her house*
Stephen: That prick Louie is going to ruin my chances with Mitzi... I have to get him to move.
Later that night...
Dear Louie,
I can't help but think that you've worn out you're welcome...MOVE AWAY AND NEVER RETURN, you retard! You smell like the inside of an ass and LOOK like one too!!
Stephen
The next day...
Dear Stephen,
I read your letter over and over again, and I just don't understand it? Try harder next time.
Louie
Stephen: Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!!
The next day...
Stephen: This outta do the trick...*picks up net*
At Louie's house...
Stephen: *sneaks up on Louie and thwacks him with the net*
Louie: *looks around*
Stephen: *thwacks him again*
Louie: *looks around again*
Stephen: *thwacks once again*
Louie: *turns around* Hey, whadda you doin? That's not at all cool!!!
Stephen: *thwack*
Louie: Hey, man, just cuz you're small doesn't mean I won't beat you up!
Stephen: *thwack*
Louie: If you're so tough, you should stop hiding from behind that net!
The next day...
Stephen: He's still here???!!!!
At Louie's house...
Louie: Hey toots, nice morning, eh toots?
Stephen: Stop saying "toots".
Louie: Maybe you could help with a new prase then. "Toots" was going outta style. I need something that will attract the women...
Stephen: How about, "I'm stupid"?
Louie: Hmm...Let's try it. *ahem* Marry me, I'm stupid! I love it!!! *walks to Mitzi's house*
Stephen: This outta be good...
The next day...
Stephen: *burying a pitfall in front of Louie's house early in the morning* Okay then...this should do it...
Louie: *walks out of his house* *falls into the pitfall*
Stephen: Ah-ha! Poor bastard!
Louie: I will avenge!!
Stephen: Right...
Louie: *jumps out of pitfall and runs inside his house*
Stephen: Ha-ha! Just go off and cry!
Louie: *returns with an axe*
Stephen: You know, I do remember delivering that to you from Tom...oh crap... *runs like hell*
Edited by: GreenAndSpikey at: 1/7/03 10:09:20 pm
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GogoTheMimic
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(1/8/03 8:10 am)
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Re: Animal Double Crossing.
Backtracking again to a small town known as "Burg"...
Andrew: Ah, what a lovely morning! Wait a minute... it's already 2 PM. Damn, I'd better go run some demeaning tasks for those stupid-ass animals. *goes off to Monique's house*
Monique: Hey Andrew, let's play a game. First, I take all of your money. Thank you, 89,472 bells. Now pick a hand, in one I have a rare item and in the other a crappy normal item. Choose.
Andrew: Left! (It always works. Heheh)
Monique: I'm sorry, you got the pile of dog @#%$, sorry. I hope that taught you a lesson, don't gamble!
Andrew: You stupid bitch, you gave me a pile of dog @#%$ for almost 90,000 bells!? If you think you're getting away with this think again. *pulls out net and beats Monique repeatedly*
Monique: Hey, stop it! Why are you so mean to me?
Andrew: *thwap*
Monique: Go away! You smell!
Later that evening...
Andrew: Let's see... "Hello Monique, do you like scary movies? I do, you'll be the next bitch to die in this twisted murder that's been going around from town to town lately. You will die a horrible death now! Signed, The wandering axe murderer" Heheh, that'll get her to move away...
The next morning...
Andrew: Ah, let's take a look at the town map, acre D-1, fock, she's still here!?!?? To hell with it, I don't feel like messing with it... Let's go to Rizzo's house.
Andrew: Hey Rizzo, how are you doing today?
Rizzo: Ack! Oh, sorry, I thought that you were another one of those freaks handing out tissues.
Andrew: *raises eyebrow* This town is so @#%$ up...
EDIT: This thread will also be moved into The Library for the same reason that GATSPZ was. Once again, it's a shame that a personal issue between Greenie and myself will prevent two of FFStar's greatest stories to die.
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