Evil Mistress O' Cheese
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(5/22/03 11:32 pm) Reply
And now, for something COMPLETELY different...
somebody mentioned something a while back that put an idea in my head: do you think Apolo could play an accordian with his ass? after many hours of staring, I've decided it is rather muscular, and looks like it has good squeezing capabilities...
I've been bad and I need to be punished
Terri1012
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(5/23/03 11:28 am) Reply
Re: And now, for something COMPLETELY different...
DAMN!! Wouldn’t it be fun just to see him try!! Hell, wouldn’t it be fun just to see/bite/grab (speaking of squeezing abilities) his ass period. Whew! *daintily wipes her brow*.
A part of me hopes that he wouldn’t actually succeed at playing the accordion though. Too carnival actish.
Evil Mistress O' Cheese
Posts: 29
(5/24/03 12:14 am) Reply
Re: And now, for something COMPLETELY different...
*sings* Hail to the freaks! We got a freak show coming!
actually, if he could spread his cheeks wide enough to fit an accordian between them, that would be mildly traumatic
I've been bad and I need to be punished
Terri1012
Unregistered User
(5/24/03 7:12 am) Reply
Re: And now, for something COMPLETELY different...
Hey, you started it. How about something a little smaller? A button box maybe? Or perhaps a type of wind instrument like a harmonica or a kazoo? Naw, they wouldn't boast his squeezing capabilities. Bagpipe? Nevermind, that sounds painful. Actually, they'd all be pretty uncomfortable.
All I know is that in one fine ass! Maybe he can flex his cheeks individually in time to music like some men do their pecks? That would require a certain amount of talent. I'd pay big bucks to see that.
Re: And now, for something COMPLETELY different...
Well, it's nice to see we're all still maintaining the freak-levels here! (I'm thinking dancing cheeks and a set of drums and, um...ahem!)
Anyhow, hello to the new people and a how ya doin' to the regulars!
Re: And now, for something COMPLETELY different...
Re: And now, for something COMPLETELY different...
I've been bad and I need to be punished 
(I'm thinking dancing cheeks and a set of drums and, um...ahem!)
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