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(11/21/04 9:07 pm) Reply
12 things i will do this thanksgiving
12. Wish I were dead, or adopted, so I can spend the day searching for my real family, who would never say things such as, "Come on honey, eat the turkey, it's ok it committed suicide in the wild."
11. Go see the new Bridget Jones movie.
10. Go to the best outlet mall ever. Seriously, this place is incredible. Anyone within reasonable distance of Washington DC should check it out. Even if you're not the shopping type, the deals here are incredible. Pottery Barn sofas for $200. They have a Banana outlet. My heart is pitter pattering as I type.
9. Check my email, albeit very, very infrequently. My mother's dialup connection is slightly less efficient than two cans and a string.
8. Have to explain once again why I broke up with the perfect Harvard-educated lawyer I brought home for Turkey Day last year (um, b/c he was a psycho workaholic with erectile dysfunction who refered to me as a prostitute?)
7. Drink. Heavily.
6. Eat pie. Lots and lots of apple pie. Mmmm...
5. Have a hot shower. The things you take for granted, until they are taken away...
4. Get a free facial at Aveda (mum's close friend works there).
3. Be filled with ennui over the shallow and fascist nature of a holiday that basically celebrates the genocide of indigenous peoples and promotes American's tendencies towards obesity and gluttony.
2. Drink. Heavily.
1. Use the days off to get ahead in my work so I don't end up writing 100 pages worth of seminar papers in the space of a week. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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