Keeper of the Kilt
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(2/12/05 10:05 pm) Reply
12 things I'll probably do in Scotland
Feel cold.
Feel wet.
Both of the above, at the same time.
Say the word "Fuck" in front of my mother.
Meet my old pal Roy "Pubic" Hair, and his new wife and kid.
Regret the trip.
Drink a little "Ice Cold" Guinness (unless that promo is over).
Go to Glasgow.
Go to Edinburgh.
Fuck a 16 year old whore from off of Buchanan Square.
Feel bad about it.
Come back and thank fuck it's all over.
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