Keeper of the Melons
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(1/31/05 9:19 pm) Reply
12 stages of boredom
1. Routines lack excitement anymore.
2. lights are humming extra loudly.
3. I really should clean the lenses of my glasses
4. my tinnitis is getting louder.
5. I pick my nose for the third time in the last 15 minutes.
6. I think I'll check my email, again, for the 6th time in the last 5 minutes.
7. I clean my glasses.
8. I look at a stack of work, but ennui eliminates any thoughts of doing it.
9. I shuffle my feet on the carpet and shock myself on the door knob.
10. I contemplate how I would hang myself from the light fixtures in my office if I had to.
11. I stare at the poster on the opposite wall for 5 minutes and try to see a giraffe. It is not a magic eye poster, nor does it have any giraffes on it.
12. I make a boring list.
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