12 people that should just die and do us all a favor.
12. Keith Richards. This guy should not have lived past the 80's, yet he still keeps going. Go figure.
11. Bush. It really sucks that the infamous pretzel didn't do it's job and suffocate that moron.
10. Eminem. White boys need a dead rap martyr. So get with it people, someone knock him off!
9. O.J. Simpson. He deserves a Batman/ Bond style elaborate death except for the miraculous escape that always fits neatly into any plot.
8. John Madden. Wins one Superbowl in the 80's and he is now the "guru" of the NFL? WTF? Bam!
7. Perry Ferrel. Sure, I love Janes Addiction as much as the next guy but C'mon, every day he draws breath is another day we all know that only poor people die of AIDS.
6. Bill Gates. Just another guy with more money than God that could save millions of people with cash he will never even come close to spending. I guess being in the top 5 richest in the world is much more important.
5. Geraldo Rivera. No explanation. He just annoys the hell out of me, the smarmy prick.
4. Oprah. Please, God, do something to save America from this person. Maybe she could be talking into a cell phone and walk into the street and a bus could strike her at full speed and send her tumbling down main street.
3. Non-english speaking residents. Nothing pisses me off more. You don't like your country? Fine. You want to come to the land of the Free (sort of) and home of the Brave? Fine, we would love even more diversity (and more minorities to bitch about unfair treatment). But do yourself and me a favor- Learn the fucking language. It ain't that hard you lazy assholes. Make an attepmt at least.
2. People with car stereos that play @ over 100dbs AND the cops who ignore them. 'Nuff said.
1. The Pope. I would love to be able to see peoples faces, say, 1/2 hour after death so I could see what it looks like to realize that there is no heaven.
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