12 of the stupidest things I have heard people say.
12. I voted for Bush.
11. I can't get a girl pregnant. I had my tubes tied.
10. Why would 7 want to eat 9?
9. (I mention Bea Arthur in some fasion) What does the "B" stand for?
8. My mom said girls should not touch a mans pancreas.
7. The Yankees do not have an unfair advantage.
6. I am not allowed at the 'massage parlor' anymore. (me: why?) Because I keep trying to date them and it makes them uncomfortable.
5. I tried to call you. (I have caller ID...AND it never rang anyway)
4. I voted for Bush (twice, since it is by far the dumbest thing one can say)
3. She said I smelled like her ex and she dumped me.
2. Christmas is all about Christ. (Ha!)
1. Jesus loves you.
3,6,8,9,10 and 11 are all from a customer of mine named Randy. No signs of serious brain damage, but he is a few balls shy of a rack- like 14 balls short of a rack. Nice guy though. I feel bad for him and pay him 20 dollars a week to clean my windows. The 20 is well spent since he always says something that makes me either laugh hysterically or groan in anguish that any man could be that retarded and still find the mental capacity to continue breathing.
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